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Love Songs for the Retarded

The Queers

Initial release : 1991

Lookout 66

This release includes two anti-hippie, anti-Grateful Dead, songs.

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  • You're Tripping (King)
  • Ursula Finally Has Tits (King)
  • I Hate Everything (King)
  • Teenage Bonehead (King)
  • Fuck This World (King/Weasel)
  • I Can't Stop Farting (King/Weasel)
  • Feeling Groovy (King)
  • Debra Jean (King)
  • Hi Mom, It's Me! (King)
  • Noodlebrain (King)
  • I Can't Stand You (Parasite)
  • Night of the Livid Queers (King)
  • Granola Head (King)
  • I Won't Be (King)
  • Monster Zero (King)
  • Daydreaming (King)

  • Joe Queer - guitar, vocals
  • B-Face - bass, vocals
  • Hugh O'Neill - drums, vocals

  • Producer - Ben Weasel

The lyrics for I Hate Everything are;

I hate anchovie pizza
Asparagus and peas
Wanting my dessert
And having to say please

I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate
Well I hate everything

I hate the Grateful Dead
Thier hippy fans are such a waste
Everything about them
Even Jerry's ugly face

I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate
Well I hate everything

I hate working around the house
I hate mowing the lawn
I hate doing my homework
I even hate this song
The lyrics for I Won't Be are;
I won't be a big fat nothing cause that just ain't me
I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly

I won't be
I won't be
I won't be no one but me

I won't be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke
I won't be you're boyfriend because I just can't stand you