Love Songs for the Retarded

The Queers

Lookout 66

This release includes two anti-hippie, anti-Grateful Dead, songs.

• You're Tripping (King)
• Ursula Finally Has Tits (King)
• I Hate Everything (King)
• Teenage Bonehead (King)
• Fuck This World (King/Weasel)
• I Can't Stop Farting (King/Weasel)
• Feeling Groovy (King)
• Debra Jean (King)
• Hi Mom, It's Me! (King)
• Noodlebrain (King)
• I Can't Stand You (Parasite)
• Night of the Livid Queers (King)
• Granola Head (King)
• I Won't Be (King)
• Monster Zero (King)
• Daydreaming (King)

• Joe Queer - guitar, vocals
• B-Face - bass, vocals
• Hugh O'Neill - drums, vocals

• Producer - Ben Weasel

The lyrics for I Hate Everything are;

I hate anchovie pizza
Asparagus and peas
Wanting my dessert
And having to say please

I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate
Well I hate everything

I hate the Grateful Dead
Thier hippy fans are such a waste
Everything about them
Even Jerry's ugly face

I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate
Well I hate everything

I hate working around the house
I hate mowing the lawn
I hate doing my homework
I even hate this song

I won't be a big fat nothing cause that just ain't me
I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly

I won't be
I won't be
I won't be no one but me

I won't be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke
I won't be you're boyfriend because I just can't stand you

(Chorus)